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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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seedy:

it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science 

posted 19 hours ago with 77,188 notes via scruples and seedy

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

posted 19 hours ago with 441,296 notes via sorry and guy

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race